Onegin Parodies

Guidelines

How would you translate Eugene Onegin into the USA of the 2000s?
Who would Eugene, Lensky and Tatyana be? What cultural artifacts show their natures, form their consciousnesses, have consequences for their lives?
What artistic dilemmas does “Pushkin” address and how?
Create any form, genre, content. Focus on a particular moment, chapter, set of stanzas, or sketch out a plot line.
To write a novel (a prose genre) in verse was a shocker in 1823. What would have that effect now?